unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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exhists:

do old people masturbate

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eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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22tops:

You’re insecure
I know what for
It’s because you lost
The revolutionary wa-a-a-r

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vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

image 

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childservices:

omg

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

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